Return of 'The Kotud'

Last few post aku ada mention yang mata aku kena ketumbit (kotud la ba tu). Guess what? It's BACK! I went to clinic immediately. After daftar, then kakak nurse yang baik dan ayu pun panggil aku masuk jumpa Dr...

Dr: Apa sakit?

Me: Mata saya ada tumbuh ketumbit la dr..

Dr: Buka mata besar besar, saya mau tengok...hmmm, ini macam bisul. Mau pi hospital check ni

Me: HAA? Bisul? Mati la gue!

Dr: Belum pernah dalam sejarah orang mati pasal bisul. Kau ni penakut juga aah?

Me: Bukan takut, serammm..heheheh..

Dr: Bah, saya kasi ubat antibiotik sama krim taru di mata. Kalau dua hari tidak baik datang sini balik ok!

Me: Ok Dr. Err..teda MC ka?

Dr: Eh eh eh..sakit sikit mau MC. Tiada MC..pigi sana ambil ubat.

Me: Ya la..ya la...

Jangan hairan, me & the DR sudah kenal lama. So kalau cakap pun memang informal abis. Yang tidak berapa best, dia ni lokek mau kasi MC (tapi kalau aku pujuk-pujuk dapat juga la..heheh).

Okay, enuff about the bisul. Now, I've mentioned that last Saturday my cousins semua datang kan? Apparently, our little get-together kena postponed to this Saturday due to unforeseen circumstances. Only my sis-in law and her kids yang datang. Here's some pictures taken on last Saturday:-

Fareezuan Khan

Ira, Fareez, Ajib & Alan

Azrin & Ajib

Isabis Bandele selepas rambutnya di warna. From the look of his face you can tell that he's happy with his hair color...

Ajui sempat control macho walaupun gambar kena snap candid...

Alan pun control macho juga...

Apa pun last Saturday aku happy gila babas cause si Aizat eliminated dari AF. What a joy! I feel like celebrating the whole week! I don't really care la kalau sepa yang minat si Aizat ni marah sama aku but to be honest kan, I really really HATE him and I don't think he's that talented anyway. Biasa biasa ja aku tengok. Wateva. Masing masing punya suka. Tapi kesian pula aku sama si Aswad time dorang punya parents datang. Astro pun melampau juga. Kenapalah diorang tidak bawa kakak or abang dia sebagai representative. Tau la parent's dia tiada sudah, jangan la bikin macam tu. Aku rasa ini strategi diorang supaya undi si Aswad naik. Bangas betul. Maybe orang lain yang terpedaya tu mengundi la for si Aswad. Kesian tu memang la kesian tapi I'm not gonna fall for it. What, undi Aswad just because kesian? NO FREAKIN' WAY! Like it or not, I stand on my ground.

Yesterday was raining like mad. On my way home, I saw my sister and chentanya. Mula mula tu tidak perasan juga tapi they keep on honking like mad so I tengoklah sebelah. Rupanya monyet dua ekor tu pula. Buang karan betul. Sempat juga aku ambik gambar, tapi malangnya cuma dapat ambil gambar kereta ja coz my bro drive really fast - sia sia kena jamba' (jamba' = tarik rambut). As usual, sampai rumah almost 7 p.m. Masak, mandi then dinner (nice one = ayam tomato, sayur kacang, bubuk asam and chicen soup). Tengok TV sekejap sambil digesting the foods (aku makan 2 pinggan ok!). I'm pretty tired so went to bed as early as 11 p.m. Considered early sebab my bedtime usually pukul 2 atau 3 pagi. Perut pun tidak berapa baik rasa, macam masuk angin. Oops, lupa pula mention yang Ajib sudah gunting rambut. Mawi style konon. Bila aku mau ambik gambar dia, selamba ja dia posing macam ni:-

Budak ni memang suka bergambar. Dari kecil lagi camera friendly. Peminat fanatik AF sejak musim kedua (musim pertama dia ok-ok juga la tapi masih baby so tidak seberapa sangat). Selalu berebut remote Astro sama aku pasal dia perasan mau conquer TV. Oh, he's a fan of Pussycat Dolls ok! Hardcore fan lagi. Tanya la nama All the girls in PCD, dia ingat. Lagu lagu PCD pun mostly dia hafal. Jangan cuba tukar channel if PCD on TV, alamat dia mengamuk habis. Bila aku tanya why he adores PCD so much, dengan selamba dia jawab 'Kan diorang seksi'. Melopong aku sekejap. My oh my, budak zaman sekarang! Macam mana pun dialah kesayangan kami. Our precious Little Prince. Next year he'll be in pre-school. I can't wait to see him in school uniform. I'm sure he'll look so cute and adorable. This coming Sabtu I've promised to bring him merayau di KK. Actually aku mau beli jeans and kasut baru. My jeans looked like it's almost qualified to be displayed di Museum. Tidak boleh tidak aku mesti beli one pair. And my precious Gucci sunglass pun already patah secara tidak sengaja. So kena cari la yang baru. Hai~~shopping list aku pun bertambah nampaknya (budgetwise tidak pula bertambah).

Looking at my shopping list now, nampaknya ada beberapa item yang terpaksa di 'kensel' kerana kekurangan budget. Oh well, there's always next month. I just have to be patient.

Nampaknya setakat ini saja yang aku larat. Till next posting...tatatititutu...

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Haluuuu....it's me again! Well, who else kan? Buduh jugak...heheheh. Hari ni I feel great coz tidur cukup, lena habis tanpa gangguan. More over, it's quite cold last nite, which makes me more confortable. Maklumlah, aku ni tidak tahan panas. Apa pun best betul kalau cukup tidur. Badan pun cergas, bangun saja tadi bersemangat aku kasi bersih rumah. Lepas tu masak nasi goreng kampung pedas giler + bilis for my breakfast. Makan sambil minum nescafe panas...fuh! Berasap telinga tapi sedapnya tidak terkira. After my precious breakfast aku lepak di couch sambil tengok TV tapi unfortunately it's Saturday so most programmes are cartoons. Layan Discovery Channel kejap before aku 'terajin' untuk buat experiment on myself. Bukan rocket science pun, cuma experiment untuk 'make over' diri sendiri. I think the outcome oklah..memandangkan yang aku ni amateur and kekurangan bahan. See for yourself:-

BEFORE


AFTER

So what do you think? Not bad, eh? Itu pun belum lengkap lagi tu sebab tiada concealer and aku belum pandai buat shading. Setakat ni ada la beberapa orang yang aku kasi make-up for functions like dinner, engagement and pernah sekali kasi mekap for wedding. Nasib baik dia cukup alat mekap so kiranya 'menjadi' juga la sentuhan aku. Lepas ni siapa-siapa yang mau minta mekap contact aku. Harga boleh runding. Dijamin baik punya (pinjam tagline si Daffy Duck telogong).

Semalam pula aku kasi dye rambut si Sam. Actually last week pun aku dye rambut dia, color merah lagi tapi shemale (faham2 ja la) ni ndak suka pula color tu (padahal dia yang bermati-matian pilih tu color). This time dia mau color golden brown pula. Lantak kau la Sam. Asalkan kau happy. Tengoklah gambar dia:-

MAT NOR SYUKRI a.k.a SAM @ ISABIS BANDELE

Nama sebenar si Sam ikut I/C memang Mat Nor Syukri. Isabis Bandele tu aku yang tambah. Lepas aku bungkus kepala dia, I noticed that he looks like dulu-dulu punya African slave yang kerja di ladang (no offence to anyone). Tu pasal aku tambah nama Isabis Bandele. FYI it's an African name with meaning, ok. Bukan aku reka-reka. Isabis maksudnya 'something beautiful, Bandele pula 'born away from home'. If you dont believe me, feel free to check it out on the internet.

Tonight for sure rumah aku meriah pasal my cousins semua coming to watch AF punya concert. My sis in-law pun datang juga, with my anak buah, Fariz & Fardeen. Rindu juga sama budak dua ekor tu. Hope they'll spend a night di rumah. Too bad aku kerja malam hari ni tapi aku try escape balik awal sikit before AF start. Mom's gonna cook koay teow for the crowd (hooray! my favourite). Gerenti aku tidur lewat malam ni. Kalau sudah berkumpul with my cousins memang gossip habis ni. silap-silap jam 2 pagi pun belum tidur. Argh! Lupa pula aku kerja pagi tomorrow! Hadui...hampeh betul.

Setakat ini ja la yang I can share for today. Esok esok kalau ada masa aku share cerita malam ni pula. Mana tau ada gossip best ka, apa ka. Tunggu news dari my cousins @ reporters dulu, okay!

Tatatititutu......

Lamanya....

Fuiyoooo...kira lama juga aku x update blog karat ni. Actually busy sikit, because it's almost Japanese Golden Week, so ramai Jipun2 yang sakai akan membanjiri negeriku yang terchenta, Land Below The Wind. Everytime Golden Week memang we'll be busy arranging tours for those Jipuns. Selalunya dorang diving, mt climbing, island hopping..mcm2 lah.

So, selain sibuk mengatur tour seperti yang tersebut di atas (yer..bahasa...), there's a few things I wanna update as well. We celebrate Ajib (12 April) & my Mom's B'day (15 April) on 17 April (ngam2 my off day so aku la yg jadi chief cook!). Expected only 20 ppl datang, sekali tu ramai pula! Nasib baik cukup makanan, kalau tidak..tak dapek den nak nolong. Aku masak nasi ayam, mee bandung & popiah. Semua puji the food, Alhamdulillah. Hns hns la lobang idong aku, kembang mekar ja malam tu aku rasa. Bad news is, gambar yg aku ambil for that nite cannot upload pula! Memory card buat hal, corrupted. Terpaksa erase semua file dalam (sob..sob). Yang penting B'day cake Ajib & mama is my favourite of all - Dark Moist American Chocolate Cake (betul ka ini nama dia?). Lupa dunia sekejap, entah berapa slice kek aku makan. Best of all, everybody had fun especially Ajib.

Next is mata aku pula kena ketumbit (kalau kami panggil kotud). Sick leave 1 hari. bengkak juga mataku yang ayu..alahai. Oh, aku lupa pula announce yang aku and somebody yang I'm not in speaking term with ok sudah sekarang. BUT when I say ok, it's not like the way it used to be. We're talking of course, tapi nama mau bergurau senda like dulu2 aku rasa very impossible. I drew a very thick line between us, so no matter how pun tetap ada border antara aku sama dia.

Anyway, since all the gambar inside my camera terpaksa di delete, aku cuma dapat upload gambar berikut:

Lupa pasang flash daaa...

Katilku yang ber'hambur'

I think that's all for now. Lain kali aku post lagi. Kalau ada cerita sensasi lagi I'll post as soon as I can.

Ta daaaa....

Hmmmmm....

Wargh! Tensionnya! My face kena attack oleh pimples! Lepas sebiji hilang, sebiji keluar. Kalau kecil x apa juga, ini besar and sakit mau mampus. I feel like poking a needle through the jerawat and pinch all the guts out to end my misery tapi takut muka berparut. In the end I used my own remedy - believe it or not, it's COLGATE!!! It might not work immediately, but at least kurang juga bengkak and sakitnya. Siapa yang mau cuba tu dipersilakan TETAPI try at your own risk okay, jangan salahkan aku kalau tidak berjaya. Anyways, aku bersyukur juga sebab my jerawat bukan type yang tumbuh sekali banyak so my face doesn't feel like sand paper..ngeh ngeh ngeh....

Okay, enuff of my zit-problem. Last nite me, my bro Ajui and cousin Boy tengok cerita seram la kiranya. DVD entitled KUNTILANAK (see picture below). I'm sure ramai yang sudah tengok this story. You know what? I dont find it scary at all.

I missed the beginning for about 5 minutes (pi toilet) but I know that the heroin, Sam, moved away into a 'sort-of' creepy 'kos' house because her mother passed away and she did not get along with her step dad. She didn't know that she have the ability to call a Kuntilanak (dunno how she have it). I could understand why they rented the 'rumah kost'. Obviously they're student, the rent suits their budget. Tapi teruknya rumah tu! BURUK rupa dia. Reason being is that the house pernah terbakar a long time ago (hairan juga tiada effort to repair it). Maybe diorang mau timbulkan creepy effect for the movie; house in that condition, erected facing a graveyard. Hish, over betul!

For me, this Kuntilanak movie langsung tidak menakutkan. A bit boring to be honest but anyway, ada juga a few scene yang aku suka. I like the scene yang the makcik telling Sam the Kuntilanak's story. Masa makcik tu nyanyi Sam macam di kacau by something. I also like the scene when Sam is possessed into calling the Kuntilanak. She'll be singing a Javanese song to a person yang threaten or menyakitkan hati dia. After dia nyanyi tu, two things will happen: 1)that person's nose will bleed - a sign that he or she's going to die, 2) Sam will throw up a bunch of maggots (yuks! Disgusting!). So far, ini ja scene yang aku rasa ok. The rest, mmm...a bit jumpy and rushing. How I wish the storyline is more suspense. Ini tidak, you can guess what happen next. Oh, one more thing. Music score for this movie sucks! Kenapalah diorang tak create music yang suspense masa si Sam kena possess? At least kasi la music yang scary sikit..meremang juga bulu roma.

Hish..tetiba blank pula kepala hotak aku ni. Tadi banyak idea but now, BLUR gilaks! Rasanya I have to stop right here and continue next time lah. Adios!

Ceritanya...

Haluuuuuu....

It's been more than a week since my last post. Bukannya apa, tiada cerita yang interesting. I didn't go out very often these days memandangkan financial pun ala-ala 'garisan merah' gitu. Last Wednesday I went to KK with Ajib. Sampai KK saja, terus attack Nasi Ayam (for breakfast okay). Si Ajib la punya idea tu, mati-mati mau makan Nasi Ayam. Ndak lama tu, si Basung sms katanya mau crash di rumah dalam pukul 2 nanti. Well, since kami masih d bandar, might as well balik sekali dengan dia. Dalam pada itu, sempat lagi dia bawa pigi lunch. Cadangannya mau makan Ngiu Chap di Gaya Street. Tengok jam masih awal lagi, 9:45 pagi. Mau x mau, aku and Ajib round round Wisma Merdeka sementara menunggu Basung datang.

Dalam menunggu tu sempat juga aku beli kasut sepasang. Kebetulan the sandal that I wore that day looks sooooooo worn out. Pakai my new shoe terus, lupa pula 'gigit' the shoe. Merasa lah blister kaki aku..adui. To kill the time, me and Ajib went snacking at Bits & Bites. Makan marble cake and sharing macaroni bollognaise. Si Ajib lagi mau beli dart board, so naik pi 2nd floor lagi. At last, it's almost 1:30. Aku call si Basung kasi tau dia kami pigi kedai Ngiu Chap dulu. Suruh dia menyusul kemudianlah ceritanya sebab kedai ni gila gila sikit. Kadang kadang awal tutup. Nasib kami baik sikit sebab it's almost closed when we arrived. Basung pun lambat sampai, last last tapau saja lah Ngiu Chap yang sedap teramat itu (free promo ni..kalau mau tau nama kedai Ngiu Chap tu is Kedai Kopi Kinabalu, Gaya Street. Try la Ngiu Chap dia, gerenti ndak menyesal). At least x kempunan juga si Basung. Maklum lah, dia ni 'sperminated' a.k.a pregnant so sekarang tengah mengidam itu ini (Oops, she's not the one I fought with - refer my last entry). Went home at 3pm. Penat gilaaaaa! Thank God those blisters on my feet is not as bad as I've imagined.

As I've told you in my last entry, there's someone I'm not in speaking terms with. Let me tell you what happened since our tongue-lashing event. That disgusting creature tried to talk to me at last with a very guilty face. She tried to talk as if nothing happened. Oh, puhleaaaaaazzzee...dia ingat aku ni bodoh? Dia ingat I'll just forgive and forget if she talks to me? NO FREAKIN' WAY! No matter how she tried, things won't be the same. Hey, I'm not to be blame here. Yes, she DID tried, but she didn't even say a freakin' sorry! I'm still hurt by the things she said last time, and it won't heal that fast. Even if it does, the scar is still there. If I ever have to talk to her, it's strictly on business basis and important matters only. Other than that, my doors are closed.

Good news..I'm in a process of buying a digital camera. Dapat saja that camera, I'll start to load a lot of pictures in my blog. Sekarang ni nampak dull and boring coz it's very plain. Lagipun banyak lagi aku mau edit, tapi belum pandai. Slowly la kan, one thing at a time. Nanti kalau aku terror sudah aku kasi cantik my blog okay!

Layan wayang Tagalog dulu. Next time aku update lagi okay!

Tatatititutu........................

So Not Sincere!

I am so pissed! I hate the fact that I'm working with someone who is so insincere. So typical, hypocrite, two faced person! All this while I've been protecting her benefit, always put her on priority but look at what I've got? Insincerity.

My dispute with this person (I dont know if she's qualified to be called a 'person' or not) started yesterday evening. I received an sms from her, asking if she could switch her working shift with mine. It happens that I have promised to do make-up my friend for her wedding, so I told her I can't switch. Then she sms me, telling me 'fine, but next time I won't send you home anymore'. What the F**K? As if I always tumpang her car? I cannot tahan, so I called her. As I expected, she's the person with 1000000 excuses. She started saying that she doesn't feel good about me menumpang kereta dia masa balik. She never told me! If I knew that it's inconvenience to her, do you think I'll follow her car ka? Eeei...palis palis. When I pointed that out, she said 'I've told you before, but you never listen' OMG! WHEN??? She NEVER told me. NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER!. I'm not stupid or deaf! Semua yang dia pernah tolong aku dia ungkit Not only that, dia siap ungkit 2 tahun dulu punya cerita, when she helped me out by switching shift with me during Chinese New Year. I need to point out here that dia yag offer nak tukar shift at that time, bukan aku merayu-rayu pun. This kind of thing buat aku terfikir, aku tidak pernah tolong dia ka? Aku rasa aku lebih banyak tolong dia. I could tell her that right to her face if I want to. But I'm not like her. I help what I can with a sincere heart.

This is not the first time she hurts my feeling. Dari dulu lagi memang perangai dia menyakitkan hati. Penyibuk lagi tu. Segala-gala dia mau kurik (tapi x mengaku penyibuk). Bayangkan la begitu punya perangai. Tapi I just tahan dan sabar. Ikut hati, mau saja aku kasi penampar satu das piunggggg, biar dia rasa terpusing lapan kepala dia. Nasib baik dia sekarang 'sperminated' a.k.a pregnant. If not, I won't hesitate to smack her ugly face. Merasalah kau. Tangan aku ni lama sudah tidak bantai muka orang (cam gangster siut!). She's so lucky I'm not as ill-tempered as I was before. Let's just pray I stay that way. Believe me, you won't like me when I'm angry.

Aku ndak peduli la sekarang. Apa mau jadi, jadilah. Dia yang start, so from now on it's WAR baby! You wanna piece of me? Bring it on Biyatch!

I'm not sorry for any vulgar words I used against her and my blog, so just deal with it!

I Hate Brendan!

HATE LIST

1) Brendan
2) Brendan
3) Brendan
4) Brendan
5) Brendan
6) Brendan
8) Brendan
9) Brendan
10) Brendan

I hate Brendan! I hate him to the bone! This guy is a senior in my company, recently promoted (on trial basis) as an 'Acting' Director. And he's got a MAJOR attitude problem. Major with a big M. Urgh, how I wish that I could just snap my finger and make him go far away from this world. He's the biggest butt kisser in the universe, boaster, bossy, two-faced evil with rotten front teeth (this is for real) and selfish! Infact, he's all the bad things you could ever think of. Seriously, this guy is the most hated person in my office.I'm not saying this because I'm jealous, I don't even care about promotion or whatever cause I love my job. It's just that I can't stand him anymore. The pain on my neck, that's what he is.

I still remember the first few month after I started working with my current company, this Brendan would call us to have a drink with him almost everyday (at that time he's just a guide). I thought, okay, it's nice of him to hang around with us, normal colleagues would do that. As soon as we sat, he began to: 1) Boast around about him being a tour guide of 12 yrs experience, he could do this, he could do that, no one can compete with him, bla..bla..bla.. (everytime, no joke!) 2) Bad-mouthing the management. We, the newbies sort of believe his words. Well, when you're new and this so-called 'experienced' senior staff told you things like that, you're tend to buy everything you've been told. Anyway, not everything he said is true. There's also warnings from other colleagues about him, but of course, we took their warnings for granted.

I began to see his true color when he's appointed as the in-charge person for our department. As usual, he pretended to be the most 'staff-concern' superior. The truth is, he only wanted to manipulate and uses us to do his work while he pretends to be busy doing only God knows what. He always find his way to boss people around. If there's a problem, he'll only make it worse instead of solving it. And now, he's an 'acting' director. Hah! I won't be surprise if everybody quit at once.

Just last Wednesday we had a meeting with him. He changed our duty roster and briefed us about it (acceptable). Then, when I suggested something, he snapped me by saying 'If you think you don't like it, you may as well leave' (totally unacceptable!). OMG! I was only suggesting something! He also said that he wont listen to staffs, but the staffs MUST follow his orders. He did mention something about us manipulating the management. At that point, I feel like laughing out loud because he was actually talking about himself - manipulating the management to his benefit. I told him we (me & my colleagues) will talk to our boss because we do not agree on certain thing he intended to implement.

I am so pissed and crossed at him. I can't take it anymore. I went to see my boss and told her what I felt about him (actually, I represent everybody in the office). Unfortunately that hog-face is not there (takut la tu), kalau tidak I don't know what will I do to him. When he came back shortly after, I heard my boss talked to him. Entah la pasal apa, but I guess dia kena 'cuci' by my boss cause he left with a sour face. Forgive me for saying this but FARK him! May he rot in hell for all I care!

For those who read this and know him, I wanna tell you guys that I'm not sorry. If you wish to tell him, be my guest. Tell him no one likes him so he might as well stop acting like a big jerk.

Whatever.

I feel so much better once I get this bitter feeling out of my system. From now on, he could kiss my big fat butt! I won't give him any respect. At all. I really mean it.